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Go-Go Pantego
Here's another thing Chow, Baby has never understood: Pantego. Never known anybody who lives there, not sure exactly where the mile-square town's boundaries are...
Memory Lane
These days, Chow, Baby stops in at Fort Worth Weekly's palatial near-downtown offices now and then to crab in person about its expense-account limits....
Yes, You Have No Bananas
Chow, Baby was attempting to satisfy an old craving and instead picked up a new pet peeve.
Actually it's a corollary to an old peeve,...
How ’Bout Dat
One look at a soursop-an ugly, green, bumpy, pear-shaped alleged fruit, related to the cherimoya (if that helps you place it)-and the only possible...
Faith-Based Dining
Instead of sweet nothings, Chow, Baby and its squeeze were murmuring reassurances into each other's ears: "This place has been here for 30 years.
We...
Fish by Steak
Given its penchant for holding unfair grudges, Chow, Baby is a little surprised it doesn't heartily resent the D.C.-based steakhouse Sam & Harry's for...
Loophole D
So the other morning Chow, Baby gathered its iced coffee and cinnamon toast and prepared to report on the week's adventures.
The default setting...
Super Control Freaky
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Control freak. Now you say, 'Control freak who?' "
Chow, Baby doesn't see what's so funny about that joke. Probably it was told...
Hunger, Satisfied
As Chow, Baby has been complaining about its lack-of-love life for the last few months, it now feels duty-bound to report that it's not...
Ciao, New Orleans
There are greater losses in New Orleans, many and much greater losses, but as an ersatz food writer I figure it's appropriate for me...
