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Friday, April 19, 2024

Chaos Caucus

Frauditor in Chief

Disentangling Church and State

Static

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As Smoke Goes By

Yes, folks, the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality is shocked to find there is gambling going on in this establishment. The "establishment" here, of...

Sometimes, the Same Is More

Dallas Cowboys offensive coordinator Jason Garrett might consider consulting with Tarrant County Commissioners on his play-calling next year. The commissioners know a thing or...

The Nightmare Underground

A group that the Associated Press has called a "green dream team" of policy experts and scientists has concluded that the future is anything...

Parsing the Record

The Texas Railroad Commission didn't respond in time to get their comments in last week's cover story on environmental threats and strategies in shale...

Camp Town

We can't help it, apparently - newsies can't start a new year without pausing to analyze the old one, picking over its bones for...

Inhale, Inhale

OK, it's time for New Year's resolutions: Lose weight; check. Cut back on the vino; check. Be kinder to strangers; check. And ... die...

Mayfest Waves On

A sick pig can't keep a friendly lion like Mayfest down. The City of Fort Worth's devastating decision to cancel this year's event due...

Autopsies in Wonderland

Tarrant County Auditor Renee Tidwell recently released the results of an audit of the Tarrant County Medical Examiner's Office, and while no skeletons were...

No Scrooges Here

So, Thanksgiving came and went and nobody at Static's house burned the rolls or even complained about the food. The Horned Frog football team...

Studying Fire While Rome Burns

"I woke up in a puddle of my vomit ... I might have stopped breathing ... I might have been slipping into a coma...