The Top 5 Shows
1.) I, for one, don’t mind living in the past. Holding up five fingers and a thumb saves my friends who aren’t Steelers fans...
State Lawmakers Want to Get Inside You
For a crowd that claims to want less government in their everyday lives, right-wing Texas legislators have a thing about policing people’s bodies. Same-sex marriage...
NRA, NASCAR, Fox: The Redneck Gods Are Smiling
File this one under “Good Luck, Pal”: A U.S. senator from Connecticut has asked the Fox Network’s famously right-wing chief exec Rupert Murdoch to cancel...
Rally Today to Support Women’s Health in Texas
At 2 p.m. this afternoon, Planned Parenthood and the “women’s health express” will be coming to
Fort Worth to protest “attacks on women’s health and...
One Play Determines Cowboys’ Fate?
Like a crazy person, I’ve been screaming –– for years –– that the NFL splits too many flippin’ hairs now, which does nothing but...
Welcome to Dystopian Texas
I keep two copper pipes on my chest of drawers. The plumber gave them to me after replacing them six weeks after they froze...
Turkey Night: To Shop or Not To Shop?
I’m always leery of recommending consumer boycotts, since they so often seem to backfire: Only the foolhardy dare to stand between Americans and their...
VELVEASL!: Velvet Paintings for a Good Cause
Admit it. You’ve always wanted a velvet painting. You know that every time you walk into The Gold Standard, you’re eyein’ up that part...
UT Austin Study Says Men Horn-Dogs, Women Floozies
This just in! Men and women are different. Blame it on lactation.
Hard-toiling psychologists at the University of Texas at Austin performed a cross-cultural study...
Oui Lounge to Be Fred’s Texas TCU
Fred’s, according to a press release sent earlier today, will expand into the space formerly occupied by The Love Shack and Oui Lounge on...

















