Your Parents Named You What?
Please stop making fun of celebrities who give their children ridiculous names. They at least have the excuse of living in a fame and...
Breaking News: Air Is a Public Issue
It’s hard to think of a more Orwellian name for a state entity than the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality, which has apparently been...
Aren’t Bruce Jenner, Kenny Rogers, Wayne Newton Proof Enough?
A University of North Texas study looked into the motivations behind seeking plastic surgery. Guess what? Gender doesn’t really matter. At least that’s what...
Draw ’til Dusk at the Amon
If you have no artistic ability to speak of, the idea of sitting in a museum and sketching great art might sound pointless. But...
Spying Principal Gives Fort Worth National Exposure
MSNBC.com put the case of the spying principal on its web site today, and Fort Worth is feeling the love, and by love I...
Chuck E. Cheese, Before and After
File this under “It’s about time”: The North Texas-based company that owns the Chuck E. Cheese children’s pizza franchise has given its giant rat...
Alliterative Attorney Articulates Defense
The next time you run for office, apply for a job, or enthrall a barroom crowd with tall tales, feel free to brag about...
‘No I In Team’ Rumor Dispelled
Saw this while passing through the Fort Worth Weekly production department a second ago.
Which reminds me of what the great maharishi once said (or...
Best Government Money Can Buy
The Supreme Court protects the rights of corporations to buy and sell lawmakers and continue leading the United States into the crapper.
So, in honor...
Southern Baptists: Still Wacky
If you want to know why so many young adults view organized religion with great skepticism, look no further than the monumental strangeness of...
