San Fran Steve
The last time I gave a shit about who won the Super Bowl was right before kickoff of Super Bowl XXXV, when I shook...
Sundancing Whiskey
Every once in awhile, I sit down and write a list of life goals. The next time I do this, I’m adding “acquire celebrity...
Days of Gore
My first experience at a Movie Tavern was in 2002, in Ridgmar, when I saw the original Resident Evil movie. As I recall, the...
Mellow Monday
I hadn’t seen my friend Ashley, a nurse, in too long, so I called her last Monday to hang out.
“Can we go in the...
Drive-Thru Resolutions
Even though we’re only a few days into the new year, I imagine more than a few people have already given up on their...
Chronicles
This past summer, I realized that my entire professional life revolves around bars. From working in one to performing in others and writing about...
Huts of Chuckles
A couple of years ago, when The Moon was still around, I tried my hand at stand-up comedy. Three times, in fact. Spent my...
Kickin’: Rodeo Goat
In my highly professional and totally expert opinion, no matter how fatty or juicy or upscale a hamburger is, it’s still only good for...
Whiskey Girl: All Ears
If you caught last week’s Last Call, all you need to know is that I kept my sobriety train rolling all the way to...
Rummage Rock ’n’ Roll
As this goes to print, I will have been sober for, like, I dunno, three whole days. No beer, no booze, no weed, not...
