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Blarney Baloney at Delaney’s
What do you get when you combine baloney Irishness, deep-stained oak, shitty service, and a bar that reeks a little? If you answered, “The...
TABC: Texans Against Booze Chumps
First off: TABC personnel say they are fully committed to maintaining a loose interpretation of Ordinance 49.02 of the Texas Penal Code. ("A person...
Pour Some Sugar on Us
Last week, I decided to lock up the hooch in my desk and do a little investigative reporting. The location: one of my favorite...
Size Matters?
Here comes another nightlife project in a seemingly cursed spot in the Stockyards. In April, veteran mover-and-shaker Spencer Taylor will take essentially an entire...
Kissing the Frog
Maybe it's because the current class of 21-and-ups are nice. Maybe it's because I'm older and wiser. Maybe it's because you catch more flies...
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
I've been in something of a rut lately, going to the same three or four bars and restaurants and not deigning to try anyplace...
Striking Out
Splitsville is my kinda place. I suck at bowling. I'm awesome at drinking. The high-end lane chain is opening its first Texas location in...
R.I.P. Fred’s University
When I moved down here in 1990 from the land where the rivers burn and smoke from the steel mills turn the sky orange,...
Division Intervention
You might say I’ve been feeling the funk a little, and not the kind that comes out of Parliament’s Mothership. More specifically, it’s a...
No Wine-ing
I'm just not good with wine. I know what I like when I taste it. Conversely, I know what I want to spit out...
