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Wasted
Ever heard that saying about how little man really knows about the ocean? You know, how we supposedly know more about deep space than...
Nose — and Bottoms — Up
Once upon a time, I had amusingly fanciful aspirations of becoming a homebrewer. I bought Homebrewing for Dummies and read about hops and yeast...
Open Letter to Off-the-Wall Jack
Dear Mr. Off-the-Wall Jack. Don't worry. I'm not writing you now in the hope that you'll change your name to something less disgusting. Rather,...
R.I.P. Fred’s University
When I moved down here in 1990 from the land where the rivers burn and smoke from the steel mills turn the sky orange,...
Toasting at Mavericks Sports Grill
I recently attended the memorial service for Judge Tom Vandergriff along with the judge’s friends, a handful of famous people, and a thousand or...
Not Too Modern
My confusion started a couple of days beforehand, when I mentioned something to somebody semi-hip in town about Modern 'til Midnight. I got a...
Pumping Iron (Beer)
That horrible screeching sound you probably heard about two weeks ago was the Fort's party scene coming to a halt. Your boy had strep...
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
I've been in something of a rut lately, going to the same three or four bars and restaurants and not deigning to try anyplace...
St. Paddy’s Day Survival Guide
Don't you just hate your popular friends? I mean, while you're sitting at home every weekend staring at the phone and wondering why it's...
The Blues and Blue Sake
Several of my divorced or divorcing friends report a dramatic drop in their respective moods come Sunday afternoons. Sundays is normally child-transfer day ––...
