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Finn MacCool’s Expands

Have you been by Finn MacCool’s lately? Well, hurry it up, and when you go, be sure to say something nice about the bar’s...

Girl-Sized Beer? Yes, Ma’am!

Listen, Twin Peaks. Overall, you’re my favorite breastaurant. I won’t excuse the management of your Waco store for foolishly courting outlaw motorcycle clubs (what...

Wasted

Ever heard that saying about how little man really knows about the ocean? You know, how we supposedly know more about deep space than...

High-way to Hell

On Saturday night, it finally happened. For the first time in recorded history, I wasn’t the highest person at a Whataburger. That title belonged...

Cheers and Beers to Sleigh the Season

Whoever claimed this as “the most wonderful time of the year” obviously did not grow up in a dysfunctional family. ’Tis the season for...

’Tini Times

Apparently, your choice of hooch says a lot about you. I never gave it much thought until a couple of weeks ago, when I...

Nights in a Hayes

When I found out that up-and-coming Americana singer-songwriter Hayes Carll was going to kick off his national tour right here in North Texas —...

Avoca: Serious Beanery

I’m going to be honest. I’m not a big coffee drinker. Time and time again, I’ve thought, maybe this cup of coffee will win...

Non-Smoking Nonsense

Fort Worth is getting closer to instituting a ban on smoking in bars, the last places on Earth where future lung cancer casualties can...

From Finish Line to Wet Willie’s

In the 14-odd years I’ve lived in the Fort, I’ve been to Billy Bob’s exactly once, in 2002, to see Willie Nelson. I don’t...