Conservative Conservation
Environmental groups wasted water — from their tear ducts — after the Texas Water Development Board appeared to give short shrift to conservation efforts...
Storm Front
When last we left John Storm, he was cooling his heels in state prison after being convicted of possessing child pornography and directing the...
Fort Worth in His Rearview Mirror
The Don Quixote character who picketed, protested, and pummeled city officials the most over urban drilling during the past decade has finally gone and...
A Library for George
George W. Bush has apparently been painting pictures in his jammies and watching a lot of SpongeBob in recent years. He’s kept a low...
Lily Still Barking
Somewhere in doggie heaven, Lily the border collie is looking down with a beatific smile and saying, “Ruff ruff ruff,” which translates to either,...
My Love Is Like the Sun: Cheap and Energy-Efficient
Is there anything sexier than saving the world? Heck, no. That’s why Static plans to spend its Valentine’s Day lunch hour at Avoca Coffee...
High Cockalorum
It was the kind of situation that, had a cell phone camera been handy, could have turned into one of those YouTube overnight wonders...
You Complete Us
A free-falling economy in recent years prompted many businesses and government agencies to boost prices and fees to maintain their bottom lines. So Static...
Listen Up, Pilgrim
A city slicker was wondering out loud why people bother to visit the Fort Worth Stock Show & Rodeo since it’s crowded, pricey, and...
Migraines and Mailbox Money
Mandy Mobley was in the best shape of her life a few years ago. She was working out three times a week at a...
