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Super Fat Hearts
February is already a short month, but it seems even shorter given that it’s crammed with promotional holidays. In the bar business, the Big...
Vee Fame Game
As the limo rolling down 5th Street pulled over to the curb and stopped, I wondered if it would disgorge somebody famous. Or at...
San Fran Steve
The last time I gave a shit about who won the Super Bowl was right before kickoff of Super Bowl XXXV, when I shook...
Sundancing Whiskey
Every once in awhile, I sit down and write a list of life goals. The next time I do this, I’m adding “acquire celebrity...
Days of Gore
My first experience at a Movie Tavern was in 2002, in Ridgmar, when I saw the original Resident Evil movie. As I recall, the...
Mellow Monday
I hadn’t seen my friend Ashley, a nurse, in too long, so I called her last Monday to hang out.
“Can we go in the...
Drive-Thru Resolutions
Even though we’re only a few days into the new year, I imagine more than a few people have already given up on their...
Chronicles
This past summer, I realized that my entire professional life revolves around bars. From working in one to performing in others and writing about...
Huts of Chuckles
A couple of years ago, when The Moon was still around, I tried my hand at stand-up comedy. Three times, in fact. Spent my...
Kickin’: Rodeo Goat
In my highly professional and totally expert opinion, no matter how fatty or juicy or upscale a hamburger is, it’s still only good for...



















